Long time no blog

There's too much that's happened to blog about, all of which leads me to three bits of news:

1) Spring -- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? I've cut my hair drastically, I've been drinking white wine, like get a move on already.

2) Solid as Ba-rack -- Get it, Barry!

3) New performance in May, "The Glass Menagerie (this machine demolishes dreams, circa 1944)"